大學(xué)幽默英語演講稿

　　演講稿是在一定的場合，面對一定的聽眾，演講人圍繞著主題講話的文稿。在日常生活和工作中，越來越多地方需要用到演講稿，你所見過的演講稿是什么樣的呢？下面是小編整理的大學(xué)幽默英語演講稿，歡迎閱讀與收藏。

大學(xué)幽默英語演講稿1

　　Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old.

　　Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

大學(xué)幽默英語演講稿2

　　Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

　　My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

　　This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn fr-om love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

　　My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

　　Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?

　　Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

　　Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

　　Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn fr-om her fr-om now on.

　　Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

大學(xué)幽默英語演講稿3

　　Love Your Mother

　　Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

　　"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

　　"I don't understand," he said.

　　His Mom just hugged him and said,"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

　　Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

　　"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

　　The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.

　　Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

　　GOD answered......

　　"When I made woman,I decided she had to be special.

　　I made her shoulders

　　strong enough to carry

　　the weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

　　I gave her the inner strength

　　to endure childbirth

　　and the rejection

　　that many times will come

　　even fr-om her own children.

　　I gave her a hardness

　　that allows her

　　to keep going and take care

　　of her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

　　complaining....

　　I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

　　She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

　　I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

　　and I fashioned her fr-om his rib to protect his heart....

　　I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

　　For all of this hard work,I also gave her a tear to shed.

　　It is hers to use

　　whenever needed and

　　it is her only weakness....

　　When you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

　　she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

　　She is special!

　　Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special women in their lives.

　　But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

　　Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

　　Love your Mother Always

　　and keep her Smiling